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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

It's long!

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

connor sucks

Dancing Potatoe!

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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