A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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I tell an anti joke!.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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