What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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involved parents.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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YOLO.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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