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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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