- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

potatoes

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Smart Blondes

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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