- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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