So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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JEWS

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Facebook...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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