Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

like for a handjob.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

democracy

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

my namew is jd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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