- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Dubstep < Music

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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