What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Knock knock What

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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The 19th Amendment

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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