- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Bake until golden at 375

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Knock Knock.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Women.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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