an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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W.N.B.A.

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this is gay

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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