- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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