What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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No. Yes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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what do u call a black person by his name

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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pineapples

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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who smells? •Liam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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