Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

the asian kid gets an F

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Joay impistato is a fig

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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