A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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