Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

I like pom

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

T-Dog scare me

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

A snake walks into a bar

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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