You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Oh my God! A talking dog!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

thumb_up thumb_down -20

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops