wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Yo mamas so fat

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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