- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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