Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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