Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Stephen Walking.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Pinus Testicles

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

your a towel.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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