Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

yo mama's so fat!!!

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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