- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Cancer.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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