- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

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