A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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