What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Women's sports.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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