Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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