- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

I had sex. Just kidding.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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