What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Scientology.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Knock knock. Death.

WNBA

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

If life throws you melons... ouch

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Please spell dyslexia.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Hi my name is Jim

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