A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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