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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Knock knock --Come in.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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