what is worse then going to school farlingaye

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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