What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock.

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Women's Rights.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Anti Joke

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