- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Whats funnier than 24, 69

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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