Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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do you have a wife?

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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