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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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