- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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