What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Justin with a hat.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

You're a frog

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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