- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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