- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

wanna here a good joke? me too.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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