- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

THe Election

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Guess who is violent. Osama

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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