- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

The WNBA.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Vagina.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face