WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Hello.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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