- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What's the difference between a duck?

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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