4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

mexicans fishing

I like the color potato.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Urban ghettos

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