- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Whats two plus two? Miles

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

No

What's big and long? My dick.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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