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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What does water smell like? water.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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