When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

why did the man die? he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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