- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CAS

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Charles Manson is innocent.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

My name is Jeff

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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