Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

I Have a Black Friend

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

A guy was beet by his wife.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

i died. new product by steve jobs

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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