How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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