- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

your life

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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