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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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