Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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can you touch your toes? no

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

WOw you have no life

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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