Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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