A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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