The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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You will not press the like button.

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knock knock whos their a person

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I walk into a bar...

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Life

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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