A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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