What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Needless to say,

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

why was 6 afraid of 7?

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

A gay man watches football.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Dwight Howard

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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